Hyper-fam.com
During the summer of 2023, Qasi Pink and Bamburgler stumbled upon a forgotten relic from 1998 nestled amidst the tall grasses. In that serendipitous moment, they made a resolute decision to breathe new life into this vintage computer. Thus commenced a mondo-makeover project like no other.
Facing a computer with innards plagued by mold, concealed under layers of dirt, grime, and heaven knows what else, they embarked on a mission to extract its soul from its tarnished body. Their journey began with the meticulous restoration of its weathered exterior.
Harnessing the magic of AI and powered bt queer imagination, the duo embarked on a mission to revive the computer's files in a highly scientific manner, steeped in intricate mathematics that, unquestionably, must be the truth.
With a promising 8% of the restoration/extraction process now completed, a shimmer of clarity emerges, revealing that this captivating relic was christened as the "Hyper_fam.com/dreamhouse." This morsel of information stands as an undeniable truth amidst the digital renaissance.
Over the next few months, as we persist in our endeavor to archive the contents of this relic, our commitment remains steadfast. In the meanwhile, we return this newly rejuvenated beauty to its rightful habitat—nature itself.
Expressing their heartfelt gratitude, Qasi Pink and Bamburgler extend their appreciation and gratitude to Rebecca and her family for graciously providing temporary housing within the enchanting confines of the garden for the cherished "H_F.C/D."
(written with ai, who is just so darn good at writing things it’s honestly too impressive.)
signing out, very computery, yes yes, so convincing,. 09.30.23